WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO
Oh i get it now.
Can you not?
AHG, I fucked this up!
I can kinda hear the blast in my head when they collide.
Sound doesn’t travel in space. You wouldn’t hear a thing.
then how the fuck do you explain all the sounds in star wars checkmate motherfucker
Let’s remember, Jesus was a Jewish man of color, born homeless to an unwed teenager, who spent his formative years as an illegal immigrant before returning to his home country to hang out with twelve men, prostitutes, and socially untouchable tax collectors while he taught a radical social doctrine of equality, love, and forgiveness that included paying taxes, free healthcare, and the sharing of resources within a community.
canon Jesus is better than fandom Jesus
Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts. Time to bring in a puberty professional.
…. wait. That’s not right. Hold on.
Let’s fast-forward about five more years.
Ah, yes, there we go. Right after I sold my soul to Satan.
Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated
this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are
He is cute as shit
Kids React To: The sudden realization of their own mortality
no matter if it’s 2 months or 2 years later
i will still always be able to taste your kiss
your scent will forever linger in the air around me
i will always remember how it felt to hold your hand
every time i close me eyes, i’ll see your beautiful green ones
i can still hear you tell me you love me and i knew you meant it
and how comforting and loving your hugs were
i miss you so fucking much
NOBODY SAY A WORD
Someone edit Rapunzel’s face into Dean’s.
It would be even more perfect if someone edited the words “Hello Dean” there too.
can the lanterns be pie
omg someone please to that stat!
Frankly, it now reads like a horror story.